whoooo! SCIENCE ;)
right when i wake up
5 minuets after i wake up
after go pee
then me devising a plan for whoever woke me up.
reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is
wow this file really is high quality
im kind of shocked
i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not
WOW No kidding!
I’m reblogging this for my cousin because she wants it on her dash.
my shiny teeth and me XD ;)
I was somehow stabbed with yarn, 10 inches deep in the head. I have a 78% chance of survival.
HOW THE SODDING HELL DID I GET STABBED WITH YARN?!
My wound is 11 inches deep, and I was stabbed in the abdomen. I have a 32% chance of survival.
I WAS STABBED BY A THREE SEATER COUCH.
I just got stabbed with a glass of diet coke, it’s 5 inches deep, I got stabbed in the knee, I have a 32% chance of survival.
i get stabbed by my computer mouse, 6 inches deep, in the cheek, and ill have a 96% chance of survival.
This is how my Cousin Bennett handles a crisis
Who do i choose
What will it cost
i know it’ll hurt either way
But which will hurt less
My future shaped with clay
So much to confess
Everything has changed
What i thought i knew
now has been rearranged
Now i have no clue
why do you all have to be here
All at the same time
Where do i go from here
Please just give me some time.
I know where you are.
crying in your bedroom
you can’t run that far
even when facing your doom
why do you have to hide from everyone?
why do you always have to be scared?
you know they need something new
you would help them if you even cared
you run away from yourself
Blinded by pain
because on the journey for wealth
you have only yourself to blame
how far gone are you?
when will you ever come back
your sanity is few
and passion is what you lack
waiting for you to come back alive
waiting to regain their sanity
who will be the first to die
which one will join the family
we welcome the sick
we love the crazy
we cower the stick
and we hate the lazy